(i wonder what he really means by that)
This is a proud moment for Neato Elito. We got an interview with a real celebrity,
Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's!!!
Cochise- So dave what have you been up to lately?
Dave- well not much cochise, i mainly just sit around on my big butt all day
and eat our new freshed stuffed pitas.
Cochise- Speaking of stuffing things i hear youve been doing some gay pr0n for
Dave- Oh yes. everyone enjoys a little fudge packing now and then. I am
also doing some solo scenes like this one:
this is me polishing the heirloom.
Cochise- wow dave thats rather disgusting. so how's wendy doing.
Dave- Not too good im afraid. She spent all of her money on heroin and has
been forced to become a prostitute. But she will be starring in my next
porn film "Fresh Stuffed Crackwhore."
Cochise- Well dave thanks for talking with me and i will probably have nightmares
for the rest of my life after seeing you naked.